THE MILESTONES OF SPEECH AND LANGUAGE.

Einstein was no elephant

The mammal brain re-organizes it's function at three months into paired modalities

The human brain re-organizes itself again at 12 months into a single unit

0 to 1 minute--well, for crying out loud

1 minute to 2 months--How do you spell Major Nuisance? U-n-d-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t-i-a-t-e-d c-r-y-i-n-g.

How do you spell opportunity: I-n-c-o-n-v-e-n-i-e-n-c-e ?

Cast your crumbs upon the water and what do you get--soggy crumbs!

2 months to 3 months--How do you spell baby-communication: D-i-f-f-e-r-e-n-t-i-a-t-e-d C-r-y-i-n-g.

3 to 6 months--out of the mouths of babes comes BABBLING.

6 to 8 months--Babies are not just LALLING around, but are also using the JARGON of their language.

8 to 12 months--It sounds like speech but it's really ECHOLALIA to me.

ONE YEAR--a time to be one! .

1 year to 1 1/2 years--Identification Language

1 1/2 years to 2 years--Anticipatory Language, and the Holophrastic sentence.

TWO to 2 1/2 YEARS--SYNTACTIC SPEECH--50 small words for baby and a big bang for language development!

(It's not the most scientific kind of illustration but then, as I may have mentioned, we are only a Class II University so we can get away with that kind of stuff.)

TWO and 1/2 to 3 YEARS÷COMMUNICATIVE INTENT--and a 1000 new bucks for your bang!

THREE YEARS to Senescence--INDIVIDUO-WHAT?