// JavaScript Document theDate= new Date(); var day = theDate.getDate(); var textdate = (theDate.getMonth() + 1) + '/' + theDate.getDate() + '/' + theDate.getYear(); var numquotes = 31; var numauthors = 31; quotes = new Array(numquotes+1); authors = new Array(numauthors+1); quotes[1] = "Liberty is worth paying for..."; authors[1] = "Jules Verne "; quotes[2] = "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."; authors[2] = "Charles Schulz"; quotes[3] = "But now I am return'd, and that war-thoughts have left their places vacant, in their rooms come thronging soft and delicate desires..."; authors[3] = "William Shakespeare "; quotes[4] = "We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones."; authors[4] = "Jules Verne"; quotes[5] = "Alas, poor Yorick!--I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it."; authors[5] = "William Shakespeare"; quotes[6] = "...nothing contributes so much to tranquillize the mind as a steady purpose..."; authors[6] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[7] = "You seek for knowledge and wisdom, as I once did; and I ardently hope that the gratification of your wishes may not be a serpent to sting you, as mine has been."; authors[7] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[8] = "Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world."; authors[8] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[9] = "...the moon gazed on my midnight labours, while, with unrelaxed and breathless eagerness, I pursued nature to her hiding-places."; authors[9] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[10] = "It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open..."; authors[10] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[11] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."; authors[11] = "Mark Twain"; quotes[12] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."; authors[12] = "Oscar Wilde"; quotes[13] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."; authors[13] = "Lily Tomlin"; quotes[14] = "Was I to believe him in earnest in his intention to penetrate to the centre of this massive globe? Had I been listening to the mad speculations of a lunatic, or to the scientific conclusions of a lofty genius? Where did truth stop? Where did error begin?"; authors[14] = "Jules Verne"; quotes[15] = "Liberty is worth paying for..."; authors[15] = "Jules Verne "; quotes[16] = "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."; authors[16] = "Charles Schulz"; quotes[17] = "But now I am return'd, and that war-thoughts have left their places vacant, in their rooms come thronging soft and delicate desires..."; authors[17] = "William Shakespeare "; quotes[18] = "We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones."; authors[18] = "Jules Verne"; quotes[19] = "Alas, poor Yorick!--I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it."; authors[19] = "William Shakespeare"; quotes[20] = "...nothing contributes so much to tranquillize the mind as a steady purpose..."; authors[20] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[21] = "You seek for knowledge and wisdom, as I once did; and I ardently hope that the gratification of your wishes may not be a serpent to sting you, as mine has been."; authors[21] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[22] = "Life and death appeared to me ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world."; authors[22] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[23] = "...the moon gazed on my midnight labours, while, with unrelaxed and breathless eagerness, I pursued nature to her hiding-places."; authors[23] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[24] = "It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes, and my candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open..."; authors[24] = "Mary Shelley"; quotes[25] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."; authors[25] = "Mark Twain"; quotes[26] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."; authors[26] = "Oscar Wilde"; quotes[27] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."; authors[27] = "Lily Tomlin"; quotes[28] = "Was I to believe him in earnest in his intention to penetrate to the centre of this massive globe? Had I been listening to the mad speculations of a lunatic, or to the scientific conclusions of a lofty genius? Where did truth stop? Where did error begin?"; authors[28] = "Jules Verne"; quotes[29] = "You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong."; authors[29] = "Ralph Waldo Emerson"; quotes[30] = "The price of success is perseverance. The price of failure comes cheaper."; authors[30] = "Anonymous"; quotes[31] = "Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it."; authors[31] = "Horace"; document.write("

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