Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, &Texan jokes ......
You know you're in
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings
and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on
a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named
Breeze.
5.. You can't remember... is pot
illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference
between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to
tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in
the
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at
cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the
woman who
delivers your mail is into S
&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
17. You can't remember... is pot illegal?
18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station:
"STORM WATCH
2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because
Billy Banks
himself is teaching the
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy
with their cells or pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain
outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related
accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
24. The Terminator is your new governor.