He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Gravity brings me down.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
While money can't buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Individualists unite!
Money is the root of all wealth.
Teamwork is vital!! (It gives you someone to blame.)
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
Documentation is the castor oil of programming ... Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of it's capacity; the rest is overhead for the operating system.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
An expert is someone from out of town.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Experience varies directly with the amount of equipment ruined.
In computer programming, the one language all programmers know best is profanity.
No experiment is ever a complete failure -- it can always serve a negative example.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Two can live as cheaply as one - for half as long.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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