My name is Megan.

Despite what the doctor says, i refuse to admit that i'm lactose intolerant.

i believe that everyone should own a koosh-ball.

i won't engage in full casual conversations via text or email; i prefer to embrace face-to-face communication skills.

i like to listen. God gave me two ears and one mouth; i try to use them in proportion.

April Fool's Day is my favorite day of the year.

The first time i watched E.T. everything was fine; the second time it gave me nightmares.

i broke my back, (the 7th vertebrate), by falling out of a 15-foot treehouse and landing on a concrete slab.

The most common reaction to most of my drawings is, "it looks like something that a person sees while on acid."

i've never done any kind of drug.

i've never tasted alcohol.

i have 9 piercings; only 7 of them are in my ears.

i want to be a sex therapist/counselor for college students.

i have a secret desire to be a magician.

i am a percussionist, which means i play everything along the lines of drums, piano, marimba, xylophone, congos, bongos, etc.

i love to laugh, (but who doesn't).

i play on my Nintendo NES, (yes the original game system), daily.

i love puzzles and all other things that are brain-challenging.

Grey is my favorite color. In second place is a tie between clear, black, and white.

i think it's silly when people say they hate their jobs. Why work somewhere if you hate it? Self destruction? If a person is grown enough to work, they should be grown enough to stop whining, pick themselves up, and find something that they enjoy. Obviously they already applied somewhere once and got the job; they could do it again at a place where they actually want to work.

Cool quote: "The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm." (i don't know who wrote it.)

Another cool quote: "Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love, but rather makes me realize that if i wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along." (Again, i don't know who wrote it.)

i want an arcade-size air hockey table...now.

i think that all schools, (including jr. highs, high schools, and colleges), should have swing sets, teeter-totters, monkey bars, slides, and sand boxes.

i miss pogs.

i don't understand why people spend so much money on weddings. Shouldn't the ceremony be revolved around the actual signing of the marriage papers, (that's what makes it official). Anything after that is just for looks.

i love bubble wrap; the big kind because it pops the best!

i have never had fake nails but i paint my nails a different color every week; usually multiple colors on each hand.

This year my New Year's resolution is to kiss in the rain.

i get really nervous every time i'm supposed to shake someone's hand. i suck at shaking hands and would rather high-five.

i have this awesome friend at Jamba Juice and he created this drink; it's absolutely joygasmic. [Orange Dream Machine; no orange juice, no orange sherbert, no frozen yogurt, sub raspberry lemonade, sub lemonade, sub lime sherbert, no boost.] Please, please, please, write that recipe down and try it. If you don't like it . . . there's not much i can do. If you do like it . . . cool.

i've been trying since the age of 8 to juggle . . . so far no success.

i think every teacher is underpaid; especially elementary teachers. Without them, you couldn't read this.

My socks never match.