Meg's Biz - Funny Street Signs

Here's some pictures of some funny street signs.

The word STOP painted on the ground is misspelled S O T P.

Maybe someone should have double-checked that.

Caution, low flying fish.

You don't see that everyday.

This light never turns green.

What?

Huge sign. Be prepared for the unexpected. The sign is on top of a tree that has fallen on top of a car.

That's for sure.

Caution. This sign has sharp edges.

Really?! Is that necessary? You just know that some doofus came along and did something stupid that prompted the making of this sign.

A sign on a bathroom showing which positions are unacceptable for using the toilet.

I would really hope that no one has ever tried that fishing one.

Haha, that's awesome! I love a church with a sense of humor!

Caution. Water on road during rain.

Aw jeez, I want to meet the moron who was the reason for this sign going up.

Nueter your pets. And weird friends and relatives.

Heck yeah.

Traffic condition sign. You'll never get to work on time. Haha!!

This is awesome. Thanks for being honest.

Sign showing a road curvature to the right, when the road next to the sign actually curves left.

Umm...that's not right.

Big sign pointing to the "secret bunker."

It's not so secret anymore.

Uncle Dad's. We treat you like family 'cause you just might be!

Whoa.

Man holding a cardboard sign. My father was killed by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons.

I'd give him money.

Stop sign. Under STOP, the words, "eating animals" have been added.

It almost looks real, except there's the slightest hint of discoloration.

Drunken people crossing. Also has a picture of a person crawling on their hands and knees.

More bars need this sign.

Two signs. The first one says, "Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave." The second one says, "Notice. Public Bar. Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed. Manager."

What a fine establishment.

All unattended children will be drafted to clean tubs.

Hehe.

Be aware of invisibility.

Right, that's logical.

Beware of shaven head child pickpocket.

Dude, this pickpocket is so good that they had a sign made for him!

Connecticut welcomes you. Birthplace of George W. Bush. We apologize.

Hmm...I get the feeling that they don't like President Bush in Connecticut.

This house is protected by attack cats. (There is a picture of cute cats on the sign.)

Aaawww, I feel really threatened.

Warning. Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Hey, I think it'd be interesting to work for the circus.

Slow down or die.

I'd slow down if I saw this.

Laundry Depot. We fix skid marx.

Ok.

Two "One Way" signs on the same pole, pointing in opposite directions.

Well, which one is it?

For the love of Christ, please hang up your fucking phone and drive!

Haha, yes!

Police department, lazy lane.

Aw, that's unfortunate.

Two signs on the same pole. One says, "keep right." The other shows the road curving left.

Pick one.

Cowshit lane.

Try writing this on a job application.

Slow. This is not a %$&#@ freeway.

Wow, someone was maaaaad.

Qu!t 5t3al!n6 o r lett3r$.

Dang, they really have a theft problem.

Beware of road surprises.

Yeah, ok.

Police station toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.

Awesome wording.

Notice. This department requires no physical fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.

I printed this and hung it by my desk at work.

That's all for now. Maybe I'll post some more later.