Relax, everything is under my control. You may be asking yourself, “Who is Jack Chase”? Does he really work for the Central Intelligence Agency’s PSYCH-OP Programs formally known as MK-ULTRA & STARGATE? Is he really an initiate of the Secret Society known as “The Illuminati”? Was he one of the “Men in Black”? Why is there no “Official” record of his existence prior to 2000 and yet a person that looks a lot like him had been seen in Germany with the likes of Rudolf Hess, Herrman Goering, Joesph Goebbels, and Adolf Hitler in 1939.  There had also been sightings of him in Roswell, New Mexico in July of 1947, on a “Grassy Knoll” on a warm November day in Dallas in 1963. As you dig deeper into history you will find persons fitting his description badly advising the last of Russian Monarchs in the final days, working at the Ford Theatre in 1865, and instigating the French Revolution. Lastly, why does Fidel Castro send him a box of Cohi’ba’s each year on October 24th?

 

                                                   Biography or Disinformation?

 

Under the Freedom of Information Act we were able to obtain the following about the person(s) known as “Jack Chase”:

 

Name: Jack Chase,  

 

Aliases: Jack Parsons, Jack Roberts, John Chase, Jonathan Drake, Robert Jackson, Jackson Roberts

 

Place(s) of Birth: 1. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 2. Montevideo, Uruguay  3. Langley, Virginia

 

Date of Birth: Officially Unknown, although INTERPOL suspects that it may be October 24Th- year unknown (based on chatter that his code name is “Scorpio”.)

 

Parents: Unknown      Siblings: Unknown     Children: Unknown        Marital Status: Single

 

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual (has been observed in the company of women with low morals)

 

Occupation: Classified (has been listing “full-time student” on credit applications, this we know to be a falsehood)

 

Skills: Appears to be adept in creating chaos and political turmoil, and the destabilization of his personal economy and the economies of others. Has been trained in Hypnosis, Neuro-linguistic Programing, Mind Control, Psychological and Psychic Warfare, Expert in explosives, fire arms, various forms of martial arts and should be considered deadly- Avoid at all cost.

 

Hobbies: Meditation, Kundalini and Tantric Yoga, Occultism, Sex Magick, Enochian, Religion, Politics, Psychology of Wilhelm Reich and Carl Jung.

 

Place of Residency: Hollywood, California  (lives with three of the species known as “Felidae”, sources have confirmed he has taught them “Telepathy”).

 

Diet: Has only been observed consuming substance believed to be “Diet Pepsi”

 

 

                                                                          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Known Associates and Organizations: Ordo Templi Orientis, A.’.A.’. (Also known as Argenteum Astrum, Astron Argon, Order of the Silver Star), Golden Dawn. The aforementioned organizations have been linked to notorious British Occultist Aleister Crowley, Rocket Scientist Jack Parsons, and Robert Anton Wilson