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see skit below to find out what the panel said |
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Janet’s Boob: Bill Maher - So what do you guys think about the supposed wardrobe malfunction? Martha Stewart “ I think that if I would have stitched it for her we wouldn’t even be talking about this right now. It is just another example of the average American’s poor crafting skills. That is exactly what I’mtrying to change. And if I take over the world and make billions of dollars in the process so be it!
Hugh Hefner “ I don’t see what the big deal is. Although I don’t think that Janet is a very good business woman. I would have paid her to show her boobs in Playboy but she showed them to all of America for free. That’s just bad business.
Playmate “ I have boobs! Right Lil John?
Lil John “ Ya!!!
Queen Elizabeth “ Well, I think it’s shameful. I’ve run an entire country before and I didn’t have to show my breasts once.
Michael Jackson “ You all better stop talking about my sister! Showing you her boobies on national television is a perfectly natural and normal thing to do. It is almost as beautiful as allowing young boys to share my bed with me.
Bill Maher “ Ok. well what do you guys think about Justin’s involvement in all of this?
Hugh Hefner “ I think Justin’s a pimp! I’m thinking of hiring him at Playboy. That guy might make me some money.
Playmate “ Justin’s hot!
Michael Jackson “ No way girl. He’s way too old.
Lil John “ WHAT!!!
Martha Stewart “ I agree Lil John. You make an excellent point.
Lil John “ Ok!!!
Queen Elizabeth “ Well, I say off with his head! Just kidding. Who do you think I am Marie Antoinette?
Bill Maher “ Does anybody have any closing statements?
Queen Elizabeth “ Yes, I would just like to say that I think you Americans have it all wrong. Forget this President business. It’s all about the monarchy baby! If you agree with me you might want to check put my website at www.deadqueen.com.
Martha Stewart “ Hey, why does she get to plug her website! Don’t make me angry Queenie. I’ve done time.
Hugh Hefner “ Ladies. Ladies. Calm down. There’s enough of the Hefster to go around.
Playmate “ Oh, shut up Hugh! I’m sick of playing dumb. I have an engineering degree from Harvard for crying out loud! Lil John you don’t have to keeping acting like a fool either. Stand up for yourself!
Lil John “ Ok!!!
Michael Jackson “ All I have to say is just because I have an amusement park for a backyard and just because I think I’m Peter Pan doesn’t mean I like young boys. (PAUSE) It means I love them!
Bill Maher “ Ok.¦ on that note thanks for watching Politically Incorrect and remember whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican you’ll never be as smart as a Liberal.
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