hundreds of net floaters out there -- you know, those supposedly
cute or funny items that your "friends" spam your inbox with.
Most of them are a waste of good ones and zeroes. But there are a
few gems, and here are my favorites. Obviously, somebody wrote
all of these things, but most of them are unattributed. If you
wrote one of them or know who did, email me (see below) so I can
remove the item or give due credit.
Some of these
items include offensive language. I've placed an exclamation point
(!) next to these items so you can read