Children's Books That Didn't Sell

 You Were an Accident

 Strangers Have the Best Candy

 The Little Sissy Who Snitched

 Some Kittens Can Fly!

 Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

 Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

 Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

 The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer--Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

 All Dogs Go to Hell

 The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

 You Are Different and That's Bad

 Dad's New Wife Timothy

 POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

 Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

 The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

 Babar Meets the Taxidermist

 Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

 The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

 The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

 Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

 The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

 How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

 Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

 What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

 Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

 Bi-Curious George

 Daddy Drinks Because You Cry