They will make you laugh!!

Well they made me laugh... which isn't saying much!!!

YO MAMA...

Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.

Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.

Yo mama waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

The difference between Yo mama and a 747: not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said. "Buying Luggage."

Yo mama's missing a finger and she can't count past nine.

Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.

Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at the map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza.

Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed.

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama so stupid she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

I saw Yo mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama's so black, the difference between her and midnight is 11:59.